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Anonymous Asked:I miss you already. Come back.

I AM.

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Anonymous Asked:There was this one time I ate a banana and turned into a cat.

If you eat a cat, would you turn into a banana then.

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Anonymous Asked:NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AH FUCK IT’S VOLDEMORT.

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Anonymous Asked:Not if I eat you first.

D: NO. I WILL EAT YOU FIRST.

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harrystyleshisgirl:

If I’d ask you, who is Joseph Kony, you wouldn’t know. You should. And that’s why I’m going to tell you about him.
Joseph Kony considers himself as a good Christian. He abducts kids, little girls go in prostitution, little boys become kid soldiers and are forced to do horrible things, things a kid isn’t supposed to do. Neither is an adult, no one is. He started the LRA, Lord’s Resistance Army. 20.000 kids have been kidnapped, this needs to stop. And that’s why we need to Make Kony Famous. Let the world know about the horrible things he does, and the thousands of children and parents suffering.
So come together, at the April the 20th. That is the day, we will cover the night. People in all kind of cities, all over the world meet at sundown & cover the city with posters and stickers of Joseph Kony. To Make Kony Famous. If you want to help these kids and parents, cover the night at 4/20/2012.
Not clear enough? Please watch: http://vimeo.com/37119711

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smile until jaw feels like breaking

make seizure-like body movements

make random hand gestures

if alone, scream loudly

if not alone, scream internally

if doesn’t care, scream anyway

run around the house then back

weep

weep but don’t let tears fall

make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy

hug something

claw something

pull hair

sigh

try saying something but turns out incoherent no matter what

just shake head if unsure of what to exactly do

(via wingedflame)

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martinfreemans:

First they came for missing e
and I didn’t speak out because I just ignored the pop-up.

Then they came for the fake staff posts
and I didn’t speak out because I didn’t think they were that funny anyway.

Then they came for my urls
and I didn’t speak out because I could get by on just having a few

Then they came for my tags
and I couldn’t speak out because the only way I know how to express myself is behind a hashtag.

(Source: mycroft, via theblindassbanker)

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